Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Job Interview

The old man slowly took off the small spectacles hanging precariously on the end of his nose. He put the papers he was holding down on his cluttered desk, and with immense sense of weariness and patience, he said, "Well... it's definitely a very impressive and uh... unique resume. I saw that you battled a dragon and a couple of monsters. You included in your skill set sword wielding and bashing. It's all good stuff indeed. But to be perfectly honest, I just don't think you're what Cisco Systems is looking for right now."

At which point, Beowulf started to weep softly.

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